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Moved to our new home in Canada. It’s so
beautiful here. The mountains are so majestic. Can
hardly wait to see them with snow covering them.
October 14
Canada. It is the most beautiful place on earth.
The leaves have turned all colours and shades of red
and orange. Went for a ride through the beautiful countryside
and
saw some deer. They are so graceful. Certainly they are the
most
wonderful animals on earth. This must be paradise. I love it
here.
November 11
Remembrance day. Deer season starts soon. I
can’t imagine anyone wanting to kill such a gorgeous
creature. Hope it snows soon. I love it here.
December 2
It snowed last night. Woke up to find everything
blanketed with white. It looks like a postcard. We went
outside and cleaned the snow off the steps and shoveled the
driveway.
We had a snowball fight (I won). When the snow plough came by we
had
to
shovel the driveway again. What a beautiful place. We love
Canada.
December 12
More snow last night. Couldn’t get out of the
driveway to get to work. It’s beautiful here but I’m
exhausted from shoveling. F***ing snow plough.
December 22
More of that white shit fell last night. I have
got blisters on my hands and a sore back from shoveling.
I think the snow plough hides around the corner until I’m done
shoveling the driveway. Asshole.
December 25
Merry F***ing Christmas! More frigging snow. If
I ever get my hands on the son-of-a-bitch who drives the
snow plough, I swear I’ll kill the bastard.
Don’t know why they don’t use more salt on the
roads to melt the f***ing ice.
December 27
More white shit last night. Been inside for
three days now except for shoveling out the driveway
after that snow plough goes through every time. Can’t go
anywhere,
the car’s stuck in a mountain of white shit, and it’s so
frigging
cold,
The weatherman says to expect another 10 inches of the shit
again
tonight.
Do you
know how many shovels full of snow 10 inches is?
December 28
That f***ing weatherman was wrong. We got 34
inches of the shit this time. At this rate it won’t melt
before summer. The snow plough got stuck up in the road and that
bastard
came to my door and asked to borrow my shovel. After I told him
that
I had already broken six shovels shoveling out all that shit he
had
pushed
into my driveway, I damn near broke my last one over his f***ing
head.
January 4
Finally got out of the house today. Went to the
store to get some food and on my way back a damned deer
ran in front of the car. Did about $3000 damage to the car.
Those
f***ing beasts should be killed. The bastards are everywhere.
Wish
the
hunters had exterminated them all last November.
May 3
Took the car to the garage in town. Would you
believe the thing is rusted out from all that f***ing
salt they put all over the roads.
May 10
Moved to Arizona. I can’t imagine why anyone in
their right mind would ever want to live in such a God
forsaken place as Canada.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net