Topic: 滑雪归来,爽!!今天与激昂,pisces,Alex三大侠赴400公路北100公里的St. Louis山滑雪. 几件趣事,现列出提纲如下,待随后补充: @温哥华华人论坛:温哥华枫下论坛 The Rolia Forum of Vancouver

枫下沙龙 / 体育爱好者 / 滑雪归来,爽!!今天与激昂,pisces,Alex三大侠赴400公路北100公里的St. Louis山滑雪. 几件趣事,现列出提纲如下,待随后补充: -eglington(_); 2001-2-25 {1134} (#28402@0)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛1. eglington开一辆很袖珍的Toyota ECHO, egg对此车赞不绝口:操控灵活,省油,尺寸小,好停车,还经造(北京土话,皮实).egg从来不暖车,每次起步都是一脚油门到底,不心疼(租的,赫赫). 大家试了试激昂的"野宝马"mustang,一致认为"空间太小", 转头钻进小ECHO,使egg驾驶北美名车的愿望落空.

2. 激昂的滑雪经费显然没有落实(Budget被领导砍掉),出发前灵机一动,穿上专业行头,把若干杂物摊摆在yonge街路边,然后叼上支烟,往墙根一蹲,立刻有若干路人投来同情的眼光,手纷纷伸向钱包...若不是egg以民族大义为重,晓之以理,动之以情,死拉活拽将激昂拖上车,明天的Star就有新闻了!

3. 头一轮滑雪,egg尚为入门水平,内八字到底,但再次乘缆车上山后,egg显示出惊人天赋,skill不让专业运动员,parallel skiing炉火纯青, pisces和alex当即建议egg申请参加下届冬嗷会!

4. pisces和alex最先向最高难度赛道发起冲击!

5. 激昂不满被分配到初学者阵营,毅然独自向中级赛道进军, 在山顶面对陡坡沉思良久,奋身一跃...(以下略去暴力惊险文字3000)

6. 激昂被大家一致授予敢斗奖, 最佳新人奖, 最佳魅力奖(向20米外3个鬼妹狂呼,狂舞,狂飞wen,并获得热烈回应)

7. 历经4小时滑行, egg 拍摄"雪山飞狐"记录片以志之.

8. 傍晚众人以四川麻辣火锅疗伤,恢复内力,激昂领导光临指导,令众侠倍受鼓舞, 一致表示不久的未来再次行走江湖,狂扶正义!更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

笔误，是“空间太小”...仅后坐空间小而已 -eglington(_); 2001-2-24 (#28405@0)

no body read? -wjiang(wjiang); 2001-2-26 (#28689@0)

四英雄雪山冲浪展英姿五侠客大啖火锅显豪情 (ROLIA 第三次活动纪要) -wjiang(wjiang); 2001-2-25 {1143} (#28408@0)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛今晨10点，激昂和他的马屎蛋精神抖擞驶入PISCES美眉家
的停车场，尚未停稳，挨个儿来蹲的ECHO也悄无声息的溜
了进来。天色灰暗，今天怎么没有灿烂的阳光。按响PISCES
美眉的门铃，眼角余光里，ALEX同志出现在门外。至此，
四英雄三缺一的局势基本形成。

不难想象，PISCES美眉是如何在千呼万唤的等待中迈着轻盈
的步伐走下电梯的。美眉必须严加保护，挨个儿来蹲不忍
她修长的身材团缩在MUSTANG的后座，毅然奉献出ECHO爱车。
一路上快马加鞭，北美广阔的原野被垃圾一样毫不留情地抛
往车后。 1。4升的引擎痛苦的呻吟着并以140公路的速度狂
奔。ALEX见缝插针，抓紧时间给大家临阵磨枪，讲解滑雪
宝鉴。车光雪影，一片迎面扑来的山坡，民居鳞次郅比，令
人恍惚觉得身置伊斯坦布尔。

在TIM HORTON 稍事休整，我们继续朝假想中的险境勇往直前。
。。。。

正式进入角色之前，照例有一些必不可少的步骤。譬如，躲在
车后穿裤子，最后一次检查口袋里的巧克力，和乘同伴不注意，
瞟一眼身边走过的洋妞，等等。事毕，出现在我们面前的
是这样的一支队伍：ALEX同志和PISCES美眉浑身披挂，全套
正规军装备，挨个儿来蹲和激昂则最多只能算新四军地方部
队。激昂穿了条女式的红棉裤，挨个来蹲甚至连条棉裤也没
有，还穿着那条礼拜五在酒吧泡妞的媚力裤。这支军民紧密
联合的人马就这样顾作神气地融入滑雪人潮。更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net
真是羡慕! 可惜我没有车, 5555 -bloor(bloor); 2001-2-26 (#28693@0)

go with us next time. -wjiang(wjiang); 2001-2-26 (#28694@0)

Let me know next time, before you go. -bloor(bloor); 2001-2-26 (#28695@0)

sure! -wjiang(wjiang); 2001-2-26 (#28697@0)

请进：滑雪照片在 http://rolia.freehomepage.com 之“雪山飞狐”篇 -eglington(_); 2001-2-26 (#28817@0)

Very good. But no title for the last 3 pictures? -wjiang(wjiang); 2001-2-26 (#28821@0)

Tired! I can give you access to this site and you may edit/post anything you want. -eglington(_); 2001-2-26 (#28824@0)

okay! -wjiang(wjiang); 2001-2-26 (#28828@0)

我想一定要在冬天结束前至少再去滑一次雪！怎么样，你上瘾了吗？ -eglington(_); 2001-2-26 (#28825@0)

yes. 555 -wjiang(wjiang); 2001-2-26 (#28829@0)
我家附近有个滑雪场, 在 Bathurst / Sheppard. -rolling(Rollor); 2001-2-26 (#28846@0)

你那个太小了，赫赫。 -eglington(_); 2001-2-27 (#28947@0)

你不也是新手吗? -rolling(Rollor); 2001-2-27 (#28949@0)

大小与新手旧手有什么关系？不明白。 -eglington(_); 2001-2-27 (#28954@0)

不许歧视残疾人士！！我抗议！ -wjiang(wjiang); 2001-2-27 (#28958@0)

guys, since we had so much fun on the first time, definately, we will do it again. -pisces(pisces); 2001-2-27 {253} (#28977@0)
i was surfing the net this morning, and discovered a lot of attractions for summer, things i suggest to do can go on and on for a long long list: Straford Town for Sharkspher Theatre festival, Niagara fall festival, Toronto zoo, maple leaf syrup trip...

You are the boss! Lead us marching on! -eglington(_); 2001-2-27 (#28979@0)
Sounds great. I wanna join next time. -daqiao(Bill); 2001-2-27 (#28980@0)
Hao!! -wjiang(wjiang); 2001-2-27 (#28982@0)
Computer Problem -wjiang(wjiang); 2001-2-27 {2695} (#28992@0)
本文发表在 rolia.net 枫下论坛Pisces: Hey, Eglington!
Eglington: Yes, Dear fish?

Pisces: I just got my first computer.
Eglington: That's great Dear fish. What did you get?

Pisces: A Pentium III, with 128 Megs of RAM, a 12.1 Gig
hard drive, and a 48X CD-ROM.
Eglington: That's terrific, Dear fish

Pisces: But I don't know what any of it means!!
Eglington: You will in time.

Pisces: That's exactly why I am here to see you.
Eglington: Oh?

Pisces: I heard that you are a real computer expert.
Eglington: Well, I don't know-

Pisces: Yes-sir-ee. You know your stuff. And you're going to train me.
Eglington: Really?

Pisces: Uh huh. And I am here for my first lesson.
Eglington: O.K. Dear fish. What do want to know?

Pisces: I am having no problem turning it on, but I heard
that you should be very careful how you turn it off.
Eglington: That's true.

Pisces: So, here I am working on my new computer and I
want to turn it off. What do I do?
Eglington: Well, first you press the Start button, and then-

Pisces: No, I told you, I want to turn it off.
Eglington: I know, you press the Start button-

Pisces: Wait a second. I want to turn it off. Off. I know
how to start it. So tell me what to do.
Eglington: I did.

Pisces: When?
Eglington: When I told you to press the Start button.

Pisces: Why should I press the Start button?
Eglington: To shut off the computer.

Pisces: I press Start to stop.
Eglington: Well Start doesn't actually stop the computer.

Pisces: I knew it! So what do I press.
Eglington: Start

Pisces: Start what?
Eglington: Start button.

Pisces: Start button to do what?
Eglington: Shut down.

Pisces: You don't have to get rude!
Eglington: No, no, no! That's not what I meant.

Pisces: Then say what you mean.
Eglington: To shut down the computer, press-

Pisces: Don't say, "Start!"
Eglington: Then what do you want me to say?

Pisces: Look, if I want to turn off the computer, I am
willing to press the Stop button, the End button and
Cease and Desist button, but no one in their right mind
presses the Start to Stop.
Eglington: But that's what you do.

Pisces: And you probably Go at Stop signs, and Stop at
green lights.
Eglington: Don't be ridiculous.

Pisces: I'm being ridiculous? Well, I think it's about
time we started this conversation.
Eglington: What are you talking about?

Pisces: I am starting this conversation right now.
Good-bye.更多精彩文章及讨论，请光临枫下论坛 rolia.net

he he, good! I want to start you! -eglington(_); 2001-2-27 (#28994@0)
hahaha, what a smart fish.. -pisces(pisces); 2001-2-28 (#29223@0)

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